I'm Ruthie. Certifiably insane. Sarcasm. Books. FOOOOODDDDD. Friends<333. LAUGH till you can't breathe, LOVE till it hurts, & EAT CHOCOLATE till you're sick

 

starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.

In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.

The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill)

urulokid:

tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

urulokid:

jellybaby74:

urulokid:

zionicbond:

urulokid:

chibitamichan:

urulokid:

Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

I thought she was Kalesi…

YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

well you didnt have to use caps lock…

I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

junkyardvarren:

note-a-bear:

cuntbarf:

Reblogging this was not optional

It’s a baby Rock.It’s a Pebble.

leather fannypack but make it fashion. 

junkyardvarren:

note-a-bear:

cuntbarf:

Reblogging this was not optional

It’s a baby Rock.
It’s a Pebble.

leather fannypack but make it fashion. 

(Source: hbshizzle)

Fucking fuckers

me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)

dude: nice bag.

me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)

dude: do you even know who all those characters are?

me: uh... yeah?

dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)

me:

me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?

dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.

me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)

dude: psh, you're not a real fan.

me:

me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)

me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?

dude: uh... what?

me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?

dude:

me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?

dude: what are you even talking about?

me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.

dude:

dude:

dude:

dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)

me: his name is Norrin Radd.

dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)

overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are